love guru-ness

a recent chat from a now pregnant friend attempting to counsel me on love:

ME (6/5/2009 3:01:40 AM): exciting, kakatuwa kayo ni ****. momming-mommy na talaga.
Y (6/5/2009 3:02:12 AM): haha, dapat kasi planuhin mo na din ang pagb-baby mo.
Y (6/5/2009 3:02:20 AM): anong balita na sa yo?
ME (6/5/2009 3:02:26 AM): ah eh...kelangan muna ng lalake diba? haha
Y (6/5/2009 3:03:46 AM): haha sus madaming lalaki jan. lumabas ka lang madaming papa chuvaness


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ME (6/5/2009 3:29:45 AM): mukha namang he will do anything for you dibah? naks
Y (6/5/2009 3:30:39 AM): haha kaya nga abusado na ako e. sarap ng may asawa! hehe. haay, mag asawa ka na din kahit boylet lang. [?!]
Y (6/5/2009 3:31:13 AM): wag mo ng hintayin na maging tunay na lalaki si ****. wag ka ng umasa. haha
ME (6/5/2009 3:31:52 AM): boypren muna bago asawa diba? parang ayoko pa eh. i wanna travel the woooorld
Me (6/5/2009 3:33:03 AM): feeling ko, pag inexplore ko ang mundo, makikita ko rin ang para sakin. haha
Y (6/5/2009 3:33:23 AM): haha e mas magandang me kasama ka sa pagta travel mo no.
Y (6/5/2009 3:33:33 AM): para libre yung ibang trips haha
ME (6/5/2009 3:33:43 AM): may punto ka! hahaha
Y (6/5/2009 3:34:13 AM): ang sabi nga, wag mong hanapin, darating yan. ang kailangan mo lang gawin ay lumabas ang mag-enjoy!
Y (6/5/2009 3:34:17 AM): go, gurl!

i know she means well, but the coherence of the advice seems to be off. seems she wants me to be a babymama on that first piece of advice. haha.